"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
“I always wondered why I’d have to die to go to heaven? Why I couldn’t have pretty cars and good money and nice homes now? Why do I have to wait till I die to get milk and honey? And I said mama I don’t want no milk and honey, I like steaks and and I said, milk and honey is a laxative anyway. Do they have a lot of bathrooms in heaven?”
(Source: marlonmwillis.tumblr.com )